I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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