Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
third nipple confirmed
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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