This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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