white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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