I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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