I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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