no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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