Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
