When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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