i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize
