when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
