I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
they're like a gay fantastic four
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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