you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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