Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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