Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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