My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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