Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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