so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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