what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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