It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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