sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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