how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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