The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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