he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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