And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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