Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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