I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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