.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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