It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
