if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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