I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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