Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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