you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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