1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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