You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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