i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
How does it feel to date your dad?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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