just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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