Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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