Where is the hickey?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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