I wannas sexs uuuuu
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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