I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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