i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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