Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
