wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
