I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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