Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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