Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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