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(443): View more from Maryland

i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.

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(516): View more from New York

so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later

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(607): View more from New York

Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...

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