Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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