Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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