Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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