Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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