Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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